A+++, would scroll again.
Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: $200
Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless*slow clap*
(via spacecake)
Aha we spent a lot of German today trying to figure out why when you mean you have a high temperature you say “Mir ist heiß” and not “Ich bin heiß”
I was the only one who got it and oh my God the look on my teachers face when I got it and nobody else did.
Charlotte was like “Does it mean as in looks, like “I am sexy”? and then I just went “Oooh.”
It means hot as in horny.
it means “I am horny”
A man punches his fist straight through the Mona Lisa “saw this on reddit months ago. Best website. Stop stealing our memes”
(via thelocalpaedo)
Fucking Dragon Pokémon, man.
WE’RE SOARING
FLYING
THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH
